TWO-FACED MOAB WEEKEND

REASONS WHY MOAB SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE THIS WEEKEND:

1. The weather was a tease... I've never taken a sweatshirt off and then put it back on so many times in my entire life as I did in this one weekend alone.
2. I was rejected from being part of the race (not due to anything but a lottery, fyi), so I just stood on the side and watched in envy.
3. KOA campsites are not campsites. They are parking places that smell like bathrooms.
4. The hike to Delicate Arch was littered with tourists. And I couldn't even scoff at them because I can't pull off "moab local" for one minute. I don't own Chacos.
5. My camera ran out of batteries before I took my first picture.
6. No Brad.

REASONS WHY MOAB WAS SUPER FUN AND AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL: